
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ cover yourself in oil Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now".

He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life".

I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
